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parents:  you need to go out more
parents:  you need to exercise more
parents:  YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents:  HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents:  why are you getting angry

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone